{"title":"Housewarming \u0026 New Home","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe closing gift that says \"congrats\" with a wink. Funny, cozy candles for anyone who just got the keys.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"smells-like-i-cleaned-funny-flames-home-candle","title":"Smells Like I Cleaned- Funny Flames Home Candle","description":"Smells Like I Cleaned is a candle that is designed to fill your home with the fresh and clean scent of a just-cleaned space. This candle is made with all-natural coconut wax and is scented with a refreshing blend of watermint and clementine essential oils. When you light Smells Like I Cleaned, you are inviting the feeling of a tidy and organized home into your space. Let this candle help you create a sense of order and calm, even if you haven't actually done any cleaning. Whether you're lighting it in your kitchen or bathroom, Smells Like I Cleaned is a reminder to take pride in your home and create a space that is comfortable and inviting. Let this candle help you create a fresh and clean atmosphere in your home.\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\nScent: Watermint Clementine\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\nSize: 9oz Glass jar with lid\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\nWax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n9oz Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.5\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n4oz Dimensions: 1.5x2.0\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\nFUNNY CANDLES:\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n- Best Selling\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n- Local: Made in the USA\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n- Low Min Order\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n- High Quality Good\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n","brand":"DC-Funny Candle Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44608824475839,"sku":"DC-2135272","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/6731\/2063\/files\/15_27ab31c1-55a3-40b0-b20b-9446d8e586c6.png?v=1760060387"},{"product_id":"man-cave","title":"Man Cave","description":"\u003cp\u003e\n \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n  Don't see your man for a few hours because he's hiding in his man cave drinking or playing video games? 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With notes of\n \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n  Sea Salt\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n , and\n \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n  Jasmine\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n , and a hint of suspicion, this candle will fill your new abode with a sense of comfort and caution.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n Light it up when you're settling in for the night and feel the warmth of the flame as it reminds you to lock your doors and windows. But don't worry, the only thing this candle is killing is bad vibes.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n So, congratulations on your new home! And remember, if you hear strange noises coming from the house next door, it's probably just the wind... or is it? Muahaha!\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n \u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 1.4em;\"\u003e\n  Scent notes:\n \u003c\/b\u003e\n \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n  Sea Salt, Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves, Wood, Tonka Bean\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\n 9oz.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"DC-Funny Candle Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44608825884863,"sku":"DC-2135004","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/6731\/2063\/files\/15_f013d39d-d232-4866-b325-3f83b007160b.png?v=1760060448"},{"product_id":"namaste-home","title":"Namaste Home","description":"\u003cp\u003e\n \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n  Namaste HOME! This candle is Nag Champa scented. 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